Police Car

So a friend forwarded me this text today that read, "You see me in a police car. What would you think I got arrested for?" After responding, I forwarded the message out to some friends (it said "Play Along" and I follow directions, thank you very much)

Here are the responses thus far. My friends think so much of me. And some of them just know me too damned well. :)

DUI
Indecent exposure**
Stalking Angelina Jolie
Shoplifting
Flashing
Noise violation
Impersonating a police officer while delivering a strip-o-gram (WHAT???)

(** denotes duplicate response. Three, actually. sigh)

I'll add to this list as results come in. Feel free to comment.