Wednesday, February 18, 2009

God Bless Hannah Montana

I have literally lost sleep over my future children. Will I be a good mother? How will I teach them right from wrong? How will I explain the unfairness in the world? How will I talk to them about drugs? About sex? Will they be able to text message?


Well, thanks to Hannah Montana, that last one will be taken care of for me. I spied this practical and beneficial book at my local Target store.








It's Hannah Montana's "Time 2 Text" book! The book is a whopping 22 pages and includes a pink phone with only THREE numbers and classic text lingo such as "LOL", "Y", "GR8", "TTYL" and "THNX." Thank GOD my child will be ready for her first cell phone! I was so scared she'd actually try to spelling out all six letters of "thanks." I'm a bit disappointed that there's no "K" button because it really wears my fingers out typing "OK." And you must be CRAZY to actually type out "okay." What a time waster!!!



You really saved my ass this time, Miss Montana.

1 comment:

Pharmommy said...

Where do you find this stuff?

Thank God I had a boy.